So Lenore and I got a couple cats a few weeks back. They are a brother-sister pair of ~1 year old Maine Coons. The girl was named Pepper Lily or some shit and we forgot what the boy’s name was, so we decided to give them new names. We’ve been calling them boy-cat and girl-cat since we brought them home.
So far we’ve tried:
- Doris and Boris
- Littlefoot and Bigfoot
- Champ and Idiot
- Bananas and Potatoes
- Perl and Bash
Both parties are okay with Perl, but we (Lenore) is iffy on Bash. She also vetoed Java.
Also shot down were any references to Firefly, Star Wars, The Wire, and Jim Groom.
I would prefer a computer or internet reference that could also sound like a regular name to the hoi polloi.
We will also accept a pair of people names with some kind of reference to history, movies, TV or computer games.
So I ask you, Internet: name my goddamn cats.
SOME PHOTOS FOR REFERENCE:
Boy-Cat: If you look at him long enough he starts to look kind of retarded.
Girl-Cat: she flips shit over that thing.
Boy-Cat again.
How we find Girl-Cat every morning.
What a lady.
AWWWWWWW.
The chair broke when boy-cat jumped on it after his twelfth meal of the day.
If you leave the winning comment I will make a custom LOLCAT image for you, or maybe a t-shirt if your suggestion is that good and I like you.
Godspeed, dear readers.
Grace and Hopper
Slash and Dot
Hope, you named them already
You have very nice Maine Coon couple!
And while time is going on – you’ll see how funny they are and how much joy they giving to you…